Terms of service.

Last revised: August 2026

These terms govern your use of kernando.com and any purchase from Kernando. By using the site, you agree to them. They are drafted to be readable by humans — the one bureaucratic norm the Division refuses to honor is unreadable terms.

1. Using the site

Browse, shop, share, screenshot the bags — encouraged. Do not scrape the site, impersonate Kernando, reuse our content to build a competing popcorn concern, or conduct anything illegal through the site.

2. Orders and payment

When products are in stock, an order is an offer to purchase that we accept upon shipment. Prices are in US dollars and may change between runs. Obvious pricing errors (popcorn at $0.01) may be cancelled and refunded rather than honored into bankruptcy. Taxes are calculated at checkout.

3. Pre-orders

Products marked pre-order are not in stock yet. Reserving one places no charge and takes no payment details; it records your interest and holds a place in the next production run. It is not a binding sale, and either side may walk away before payment. We email you to confirm, with a price and a ship date, before any money changes hands. Release is first-come, first-served, with pre-order holders and list subscribers first in line.

4. The product

Kernando is a food product. Ingredient and allergen declarations are printed on every package; read them if you have allergies or dietary restrictions. "Violation," "flavor level," and related framing describe flavor intensity, not safety — site copy is voice, the label is fact, and only the label is a representation.

5. Our content

The Kernando name, marks, packaging designs, violation names, and site content belong to Kernando. Sharing because it's funny or the popcorn looks good: encouraged. Commercial reuse: not without asking.

6. Liability

To the maximum extent permitted by law, Kernando's liability for any claim related to the site or products is limited to the amount you paid for the products involved. Nothing here limits liability that cannot legally be limited.

7. Amendments

These terms may be updated as operations grow. The revision date above governs. Material changes will be noted on this page.

8. Questions

Email hello@kernando.com. An actual person answers, which we understand undermines the whole aesthetic.